There is a fellow around here like that. He hauls around a 13 foot cross on his shoulders while walking on the side of the road. The skate wheels on the bottom of the cross seems to lessen the piety a bit though.
Tech Tip:
In the absence of real foam, a little Cool Whip combed into the scraggly beard does a fair job of mocking it up.
Remember, foaming at the mouth is a time tested and proven method of lending real interest to one's message,and keeping folk's attention riveted.
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
