Gun Geezer: When you get old it's easy to get into a Mule or ATV, but what happens if you shoot a deer or Elk? You need to drag it out, gut it, load it up, etc. Have a little pity on us ancient critters with worn-out knees from Marching up and down hills in the Marines.
Find a big strong (helps if he is a little slow) local lad and mentor him into the hunting fraternity...make sure to praise his strength and physical prowess whilst leaving him in no doubt you were once bigger, stronger, and better...but also allow him the glimmer of hope he might eventually measure up in your eyes.
You should get at least twenty years service out of the twit.
