In 1960 I was an auto mechanic in Rifle, Colorado. Lots of hunters from "down south" towed Jeeps out there and most had free wheeling hubs up front and would remove the rear driveshaft. Usually worked good but one day a couple of hunters from Missouri came in hunting for a rear drive shaft for their Jeep. It had been removed and left in the garage back home.

BIL was archery hunting for deer, got one and then discovered that he left his knife at home so he dressed his deer with a broadhead.

The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.