I'll see your missing eye protection, and raise you....
a 12 yr old driving a crappy old truck, with no seat belt, no eye protection, no life jacket, no ear plugs, no rape whistle, no license... and zerofucksgiven.
Seat belt use is smart... The rest of that list is pretty unnecessary for driving a pickup. Would you send him out in a boat without a life jacket?
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