I'm sitting on the beach one day. A 16 year old kid comes driving up in Mommy's new Jeep. He's got a car load of chicks. Too lazy to take the air out of his tires, so he's running the schit out of it and getting stuck along the way. He parks next to me and smoke starts coming out from under the hood. I start digging for my fire extinguisher. I tell him to pop the hood. He says he doesn't know how. So I tell my son to get it. He reaches in and pops the hood and runs around front to open it. Right then, flames shoot out of the engine compartment. He jumps back and says, "I'm out!". That's when I abandoned ship and moved my truck.

An hour later, you wouldn't have known anything happened.

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