You should have wiped your hands on a towel, starting crying, say something to the effect that she doesn't appreciate anything you do, ran to the bedroom and closed the door. Or not. Lol
I think "Do those slant eyed fugks that assembled this worthless POS even know what the fugk a birthday cake is????"
Sent a more clear message.
And that message is: Avoid people that act like your father.
Dave