Originally Posted by RWE
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
So you prefer to answer the explicit question, not the implied one.

"Do you know what time it is?"

"Yes."


Had a boy call my daughter at home once.

He said, "hello, is <daughter> there?

I said, "Yes" and hung up the phone.

Wife and daughter gave me grief over that.

For all future calls, he said, "Hello, this is <boy>, may I please speak to <daughter>?

I win.



I did that with a previous wife and two hydrocephalic step children. They thought I was awful..but their demon spawn friends learned at least a little courtesy. Never could break them of eating with their hands instead of silverware....


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe