I told Sandcritter that Obama said I could keep my current physician...which was him.
Obama said I could keep my current plan too...which was Pro Bono.
So I kept it too!
I laughed out loud!
Bobby did the work, i got the che... wait, no, there was no check.
It only got weird when Ingwe tried measuring my fingers afterward, mumbling something about a past rough experience with "great big butcher sausages." Dunno.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.