Travis- "Hey, you there! Stop right there! Down on your knees! Down on your knees! Hands behind your back!"
Canadian-"Eh"
Travis- "Don't give me any sheit dirtbag! I'll make you wish you were never born, do you hear me scumdog?!! I saw you sneaking across the border."
Canadian-"Beauty day, eh?"
Travis-"Did you just make a pass at me dirtbag? Do I look like your sister Canuck? Down on your knees, NOW!"
Canadian-"I, uh, don't know what you're talking about man. I'm just standing here."
Travis-"Don't push it dog musher! I've been watching you all day, who do you think you're talking to?!"
Canadian- "Tic Tac?"
I don't know what any of that means, but I'll play along.
Fireball's Wife - "My husband is a lazy piece of schit. He fathered zero of my children."
Gettin' warm?
LMAO.
Dave