Ima ready to go to jail tonite !


Somebody tase that bro.

Cancel the taser rnc in progress.


My fave part was when the two dudes were doing the Fred Sanford shuffle w one another just lookin for an opening and then

BAM !

He nails the chick

I dunno know if I can take you, but I can take this tig bittie gal on !

I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.