Well here’s my take: I always drank miller prods FWIW.

Cousin (inlaws) about 3 houses down used to always run our shared well dry while washing his t-top z-28. Lettin the hose run just a willy-nilly. Always a can of Bud Light sittin on the car while he painstakingly wash away.
Wearing a man-kini and creek shoes, with oakely plastic shît sunglasses on blasting Milli Vanilli.

Dude also owned a “lowered mini truck”

So, bud light, chevy (pfft) oakleys, lowered truck, we like cars that go boom type fág crap

Enjoy your bud light ‘boat beer’ when out in whatever yankee reservoir youre on.no one has to know