I have learned to bite my tongue (or least my typing fingers) on occasion.

I have learned that there are certain magic bullets and cartridges that drop big game animals instantly. The poster knows this because he's done it twice.

I have also learned that big game animals have both front and rear shoulders, though very few hunters talk about shooting them in the rear shoulders--except for a few who seem to be really fond of the practice.



“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck