BS, the funniest thing about you writing a Love letter to yourself in the snow is that you broke your own tradition using your hammer toe instead of spelling with urine like you normally do.
You must still be swollen from the vaginal infection that you have flaring up, hope it is not terminal.
Get Well Soon
btw: while you are in the doctor's office for your pap smear you might as well get a colonoscopy too so you can deal with your many storied rectal issues at the same time, Hope you will only be out 10 to 12 weeks.
