Actually my cousin Mel got a job as a Customs supervisor after he lost his job with the TSA.

I've already arranged to meet him in the parking lot at Shoney's in Montgomery,Alabama.

I'm gonna trade him a Remington 742 with see thru mounts and a world class tasco for 'the rifle formerly known as Jorge's'.

It's all legit since he seized the rifle for improper documentation all fair and square and bought it at the hastily arranged semipublic auction.

Mel says I can trust him because he's with the government and was appointed by the Obama administration. Who can argue with that? grin