Originally Posted by EddyBo
In MS writing hot checks is against the law and strictly enforced in at least the 14th judicial district, no horseschit.
Jaywalking and mattress tag removal is also "agin da law," Clarence Darrow. And your point is what?

Originally Posted by EddyBo
My best buddy from law school is an assistant DA here PM me a number I will have him give you a call and explain it to you.
Colleges give law degrees away like Halloween candy. My wife's idiot sister got one and she can barely read and write. What's your barroom pal going to do? Invite me to Mardis Gras so I can get one with some beads?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Originally Posted by safariman
I do tend to fit in well wherever I go in person.

Originally Posted by Fireball2
The campfire is the most outside exposure I get. No TV, no newspaper.