Soooooooo, you dropped acid?
Is that an accusation? (or have we met somewhere?)
There's an Ammendment I can use to answer that, right?
OR
Take your pick from the following rejoinders:
That would have been a dangerous thing to do. One could burn a hole in the floor, especially with hydrofluoric acid.
My friends told me the funny looking cactus was a survival food and to try it before I ever got caught in that situation for real.
The only mushrooms I had back then were from the pizza place.
Last but not least:
And no, I didn't inhale either.
SO, I guess it's a no go on the philosophy section? But that means we get the combo gun one, right?