Grandma wasn't having any of that chit in her store.

Turnabout is fair play, homies. Was ever there a faster conversion of puffed up monsters into little blind mice? See how they run....

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.