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Please note: There is an upcharge to tame some of the "attitude" issues that are inherent in this Series. Also, to purchase, you must send in a photocopy of your Man Card and a notarized copy of your latest blood work proving you have testosterone levels above the 75th percentile.

Metro-leaning men are prohibited from ordering from this Series. Liability issues and all. If you live within 4 blocks of anyone that had an Obama yard sign, you might not be man enough.

If you put your children to bed by reading them Jules Verne or Hemingway, then you probably qualify for this model.

"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo