Cyborg Sex Slave - 05/15/13
The recent outcry over the pronouncements of a certain Japanese Mayor proclaiming sex slaves are essential for wartime troop morale, got me working on a better solution - the Cyborg Sex Slave! Advantages:
- Won't talk back
- Hates shopping
- Has no parents so no Mother-in-law issues
- Can be programed to cook you favorite cusine
- Upgradable to include domestic chores
- Does not become pregnant, get fat, or worry that their clothes make their butt look big.
- NO PMS!
Here is a photo of quality control inspection on our first prototype:
If there is popular demand, we can expand our line to include other models. Please post pictures of designs you want to reach our production line. Prices on request.
- Won't talk back
- Hates shopping
- Has no parents so no Mother-in-law issues
- Can be programed to cook you favorite cusine
- Upgradable to include domestic chores
- Does not become pregnant, get fat, or worry that their clothes make their butt look big.
- NO PMS!
Here is a photo of quality control inspection on our first prototype:
If there is popular demand, we can expand our line to include other models. Please post pictures of designs you want to reach our production line. Prices on request.