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Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7752404 05/20/13 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta Worked all weekend on this model. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7752419 05/20/13 Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 8,653 Likes: 1 Sweden jpb Campfire Outfitter jpb Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 8,653 Likes: 1 Sweden Originally Posted by hatari Worked all weekend on this model. Let me name that one -- "Backdraft" John

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave APDDSN0864 #7752442 05/20/13 Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,642 Likes: 4 Orange Park, Florida jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,642 Likes: 4 Orange Park, Florida Originally Posted by APDDSN0864 More than doubled. I heard that he pawned his double-guns to make the deposit payments. Ed Nah, I just postponed my safari until 2015... A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave jorgeI #7752462 05/20/13 Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,642 Likes: 4 Orange Park, Florida jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana jorgeI Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 42,642 Likes: 4 Orange Park, Florida Please add this model: A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7752517 05/20/13 Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 C carbon12 Campfire Tracker carbon12 Campfire Tracker C Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 Originally Posted by hatari Worked all weekend on this model. Weirdly, the young Kelly Lebrock model got me curious enough to ask: How efficient is the self-cleaning cycle? If used as intended, it is going to be fouled often and repeatedly.

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave jorgeI #7752519 05/20/13 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,164 Likes: 3 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,164 Likes: 3 Southern New Mexico I love my job! Thanks JorgeI! Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7752534 05/20/13 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,164 Likes: 3 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,164 Likes: 3 Southern New Mexico Originally Posted by hatari Originally Posted by elkhunternm I did and the boss hired me back with the stipulation of no QC on cross-dressers,transvestites or any Hillary,Michelle or Nancy Pelosi et al... Subcontracted the freaky stuff to an outfitter run by someone named Maser. Hatari you are #1 boss. Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave carbon12 #7752608 05/20/13 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta Originally Posted by carbon12 Weirdly, the young Kelly Lebrock model got me curious enough to ask: How efficient is the self-cleaning cycle? If used as intended, it is going to be fouled often and repeatedly. Throw it in the dishwasher and it should be fine. Ed experimented with Hoppe's #9 and JB Bore paste, but there were some complaints. I won't go into detail. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave elkhunternm #7752612 05/20/13 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta Originally Posted by elkhunternm Originally Posted by hatari Subcontracted the freaky stuff to an outfit run by someone named Maser. Hatari you are #1 boss. Don't you forget it, either. Break time is over. Need your report on the MILF model. That one keeps eating doughnuts and flashing the UPS guy. Please do something about that. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7753166 05/20/13 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,164 Likes: 3 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 96,164 Likes: 3 Southern New Mexico Originally Posted by hatari Originally Posted by elkhunternm Originally Posted by hatari Subcontracted the freaky stuff to an outfit run by someone named Maser. Hatari you are #1 boss. Don't you forget it, either. Break time is over. Need your report on the MILF model. That one keeps eating doughnuts and flashing the UPS guy. Please do something about that. Ok boss,the report is that it's Rosie O'Donnel and the "UPS guy" is Eleanor Degeners. Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave ColsPaul #7753214 05/20/13 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... Originally Posted by ColsPaul Originally Posted by kamo_gari This technology has potential. Just think! No back talk, never any shopping or worry if you left the toilet seat up.. THIS has REAL potential! Particularly if you knock the teeth out, make the ears bigger and put a flat spot on top of the noggin. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7753314 05/20/13 Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 C carbon12 Campfire Tracker carbon12 Campfire Tracker C Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 Originally Posted by hatari Originally Posted by carbon12 Weirdly, the young Kelly Lebrock model got me curious enough to ask: How efficient is the self-cleaning cycle? If used as intended, it is going to be fouled often and repeatedly. Throw it in the dishwasher and it should be fine. Ed experimented with Hoppe's #9 and JB Bore paste, but there were some complaints. I won't go into detail. As cool as she is, don't think the wife is going to appreciate spanked lady parts in her dishwasher. It is a cyborg for god's sake! It should be self-cleaning from the git go. Hint: Massengill is old school.

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave carbon12 #7753912 05/20/13 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta Ok, we can make it self cleaning. We can add a Radium insert. Ed found that it has certain, um, side effects. No disease, but parts of him glow in the dark. "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave jorgeI #7754081 05/20/13 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket Campfire Ranger DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Originally Posted by jorgeI Please add this model: I think back to "The Courtship Of Eddie's Father"... in which the son said, "Don't go for on of those with the slitty eyes!" Good advice. Every time I've gone against it, I've been burned. I'm just sayin'. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave DocRocket #7754113 05/20/13 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,422 Likes: 6 Idaho, USA Jim in Idaho Campfire Ranger Jim in Idaho Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,422 Likes: 6 Idaho, USA The i and u are close together on the keyboard, just verifying that you meant to type "slitty"? The next sentences could go with either one. Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave Jim in Idaho #7754166 05/20/13 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket Campfire Ranger DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas Roger that, confirmed again. Slitty eyes. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave DocRocket #7754170 05/20/13 Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas D DocRocket Campfire Ranger DocRocket Campfire Ranger D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 18,005 Gone To Texas And shame on you for not thinking I know the difference between an "i" and a "u", or would lack the typing skills to differentiate. I am insulted, mortified. Aw, WTF. GFY. "I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7754270 05/20/13 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 19,825 Likes: 3 Alaska/Texas A APDDSN0864 Campfire Ranger APDDSN0864 Campfire Ranger A Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 19,825 Likes: 3 Alaska/Texas Originally Posted by hatari Ok, we can make it self cleaning. We can add a Radium insert. Ed found that it has certain, um, side effects. No disease, but parts of him glow in the dark. Radium bad, Tritium good. I was trying for glow-in-the-dark guidance so no one would "overshoot" or "undershoot" the approach and hit the wrong spot in the dark. Now I'm known as a "real bright guy". Try explaining THAT to your wife. Ed "Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave APDDSN0864 #7755300 05/21/13 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,374 Likes: 2 Atlanta ColKlink will be delight to know that the Cobb County Board of education has just placed a huge order with us under the heading of Summer Homework. https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbth..._My_Kid_Learned_About_Wet_Dr#Post7753960 "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Re: Cyborg Sex Slave hatari #7755557 05/21/13 Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 C carbon12 Campfire Tracker carbon12 Campfire Tracker C Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,999 Originally Posted by hatari ColKlink will be delight to know that the Cobb County Board of education has just placed a huge order with us under the heading of Summer Homework. https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbth..._My_Kid_Learned_About_Wet_Dr#Post7753960 Any pics of the educational models ordered?