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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size.


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Originally Posted by hatari
They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size.


I'm crushed...


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The Robert Palmer model

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Originally Posted by jorgeI
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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size.


I'm crushed...


You could be by some of those you ogle! grin


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Originally Posted by Pugs
Originally Posted by jorgeI
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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size.


I'm crushed...


You could be by some of those you ogle! grin


Better than dying of piles... grin


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Originally Posted by carbon12
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ColKlink will be delight to know that the Cobb County Board of education has just placed a huge order with us under the heading of Summer Homework.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbth..._My_Kid_Learned_About_Wet_Dr#Post7753960


Any pics of the educational models ordered?


Has to be a "Hot 4 Teacher" model....

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Originally Posted by jorgeI
Originally Posted by hatari
They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size.


I'm crushed...


*You* can still order one. Cobb Co. Board of Ed ain't getting any. The football coaches will steal them.


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Excellent news! please use the picture provided previously as your standard smile


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Boss can you talk with Ed,he's putting something "different" in the Cougar models,they are wearing the customers down to a nub and making there nuts black & blue. Not that they are complaining but,the customers need sleep. smile


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A friend ordered from a cheap Chinese knockoff competitor. I warned him.

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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Boss can you talk with Ed,he's putting something "different" in the Cougar models,they are wearing the customers down to a nub and making their nuts black & blue. Not that they are complaining but,the customers need sleep. smile


Ed must have hit the Override on the Sofia "Viagra" model.
You can reset them by downloading the Jimmy Choo Shoe Catalog and saving it on their hard drive. That calms them down. Here's one we had to recalibrate:

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Rachel from Blade Runner comes to mind.


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Will this suffice?
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K, that one's going in the chick file...


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Originally Posted by FVA
Rachel from Blade Runner comes to mind.


"Rachel" has an upcharge because she can be programmed with any other woman's memory, but we erase all the bad stuff - like the night you came home at 4 am with your drunk buddies and wanted her to make breakfast, or the time she found Ingwe's leopard thong in your hunting duffle - you know, that sort of thing.

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For those who have asked, here is a photo of Ed in the workshop:

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Ed,

I'm taking off Friday and Monday. You and Elkhead can take off Friday at noon if you get the orders filled (sic).

DO NOT take home one of these for the weekend! They get loose and are hell to recapture, even with GPS.

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Friday at noon,GREAT! I'm going to take home a new prototype "porn star and weather girl." She'll $^%&^& only during weather events,such as a "wind storm or a blizzard".


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Originally Posted by hatari
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Boss can you talk with Ed,he's putting something "different" in the Cougar models,they are wearing the customers down to a nub and making their nuts black & blue. Not that they are complaining but,the customers need sleep. smile


Ed must have hit the Override on the Sofia "Viagra" model.
You can reset them by downloading the Jimmy Choo Shoe Catalog and saving it on their hard drive. That calms them down. Here's one we had to recalibrate:

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Ed says he'll take her home and "recalibrate" her, whatever that means. whistle


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Originally Posted by hatari
For those who have asked, here is a photo of Ed in the workshop:


HEY! You said you weren't going to post that! The prototypes are in that pic and we don't need anyone else making a knockoff.

I have enough trouble with hackers trying to insert the "Aunt Bea" personality into the MILF model without worrying about someone seeing the prototypes and getting the idea of inserting the "Ellen Degenerate" or "Nappy" personalities. eek

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Memorial Day Sale!


Hatari Enterprises is now a spurious sponsor of Rick Binladen's site, and want to cut all of you in on our introductory deal.

From the wicked minds of Infidel Ed and Elkhead, we have on special our Beach Stereo model!

- Sunproof, waterproof, sand proof. Perfect for this weekend's trip to the beach.

- Receives AM, FM, Pandora, IHeart, XM, and even XL - according to Ed.

- Wi FI compatable

- Interfaces with all known "adaptors"

- Serves beer, will clean up after the BBQ

Sale ends Friday noon! (Ed and Elkhunter are off afterwards)

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