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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size. I'm crushed...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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The Robert Palmer model
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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size. I'm crushed... You could be by some of those you ogle!
If something on the internet makes you angry the odds are you're being manipulated
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Campfire 'Bwana
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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size. I'm crushed... You could be by some of those you ogle! Better than dying of piles...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Any pics of the educational models ordered? Has to be a "Hot 4 Teacher" model....
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They are choosing from the ones listed above. I vetoed MILF Plus size. I'm crushed... *You* can still order one. Cobb Co. Board of Ed ain't getting any. The football coaches will steal them.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Excellent news! please use the picture provided previously as your standard
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Boss can you talk with Ed,he's putting something "different" in the Cougar models,they are wearing the customers down to a nub and making there nuts black & blue. Not that they are complaining but,the customers need sleep.
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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A friend ordered from a cheap Chinese knockoff competitor. I warned him. Ya get what you pay for! Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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Boss can you talk with Ed,he's putting something "different" in the Cougar models,they are wearing the customers down to a nub and making their nuts black & blue. Not that they are complaining but,the customers need sleep. Ed must have hit the Override on the Sofia "Viagra" model. You can reset them by downloading the Jimmy Choo Shoe Catalog and saving it on their hard drive. That calms them down. Here's one we had to recalibrate:
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Rachel from Blade Runner comes to mind.
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Will this suffice? K, that one's going in the chick file...
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Rachel from Blade Runner comes to mind. "Rachel" has an upcharge because she can be programmed with any other woman's memory, but we erase all the bad stuff - like the night you came home at 4 am with your drunk buddies and wanted her to make breakfast, or the time she found Ingwe's leopard thong in your hunting duffle - you know, that sort of thing.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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For those who have asked, here is a photo of Ed in the workshop:
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Ed, I'm taking off Friday and Monday. You and Elkhead can take off Friday at noon if you get the orders filled (sic). DO NOT take home one of these for the weekend! They get loose and are hell to recapture, even with GPS.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Friday at noon,GREAT! I'm going to take home a new prototype "porn star and weather girl." She'll $^%&^& only during weather events,such as a "wind storm or a blizzard".
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Boss can you talk with Ed,he's putting something "different" in the Cougar models,they are wearing the customers down to a nub and making their nuts black & blue. Not that they are complaining but,the customers need sleep. Ed must have hit the Override on the Sofia "Viagra" model. You can reset them by downloading the Jimmy Choo Shoe Catalog and saving it on their hard drive. That calms them down. Here's one we had to recalibrate: Ed says he'll take her home and "recalibrate" her, whatever that means.
Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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For those who have asked, here is a photo of Ed in the workshop: HEY! You said you weren't going to post that! The prototypes are in that pic and we don't need anyone else making a knockoff. I have enough trouble with hackers trying to insert the "Aunt Bea" personality into the MILF model without worrying about someone seeing the prototypes and getting the idea of inserting the "Ellen Degenerate" or "Nappy" personalities. Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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Memorial Day Sale!Hatari Enterprises is now a spurious sponsor of Rick Binladen's site, and want to cut all of you in on our introductory deal. From the wicked minds of Infidel Ed and Elkhead, we have on special our Beach Stereo model! - Sunproof, waterproof, sand proof. Perfect for this weekend's trip to the beach. - Receives AM, FM, Pandora, IHeart, XM, and even XL - according to Ed. - Wi FI compatable - Interfaces with all known "adaptors" - Serves beer, will clean up after the BBQ Sale ends Friday noon! (Ed and Elkhunter are off afterwards)
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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