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What if you wear one out in a couple of weeks? 
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Two things; First, you get hired as "Quality Control". Second, you get a genital transplant because you would have worn the first set down to nubs.  Ed
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Two things; First, you get hired as "Quality Control". Second, you get a genital transplant because you would have worn the first set down to nubs. Ed That covers the "bennies" do I have to QC the Hillary Clinton,Michelle Obama or any other ugly sex slave? Hint Wageslave would be PERFECT for the ugly Cyborg Sex Slave. 
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"QC" means you get ALL of them. Just as with my programming job, I have to deal with all of them, too. At least you don't have to sift through the hormonal whining and screaming if some guy orders the "full emotional package"!   You wouldn't believe the sick dudes out there who are closet masochists and actually ORDER that package! Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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Ok schit I can wear ear plugs and put bags over the heads of the ugly ones.
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What if you wear one out in a couple of weeks? Then it'd be time to switch over to one of my other favorite childhood passions: needlepoint, church choir or baking cupcakes. In that order.
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And we're supposed to take the word of a one-lunged, cigarette smoking, raw fish-eating, scooter riding, gun toting, whiskey drinking, world-class gourmand and photographer who is married to an extraordinarily wonderful woman, that these are your hobbies?!?! You're killin' me!  Ed
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I'll take two: ![[Linked Image]](http://77.247.181.97/big/s/p/o/sportyearthling/sportyearthling_912cb5.jpg)
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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I hate to break the news to you, but she is the master pattern for the "full emotional package" I mentioned above. Besides, The Grand Ayatoldyaso has already claimed the entire first run of that model for himself. Sick,sick puppy... Ed
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And we're supposed to take the word of a one-lunged, cigarette smoking, raw fish-eating, scooter riding, gun toting, whiskey drinking, world-class gourmand and photographer who is married to an extraordinarily wonderful woman, that these are your hobbies?!?! You're killin' me! Ed Wow.  I guess that kind of flattery needs some kindness in return. Humble thanks. Look for a set of knitted ear muffs and a batch of yummy spiced carrot cupcakes with a cream cheese frosting in about a month. Any color preference on the muffs? On hand I think have a funky salmon-fuchsia, a fun robin's egg blue or a brilliant vermilion with undertones of lavender. Lemme' know.
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I hate to break the news to you, but she is the master pattern for the "full emotional package" I mentioned above. Besides, The Grand Ayatoldyaso has already claimed the entire first run of that model for himself. Sick,sick puppy... Ed Two of the full emotion package couldn't be 1/2 as bad as my wife and three daughters. Let me know when the second run starts.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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"QC" means you get ALL of them. Just as with my programming job, I have to deal with all of them, too. At least you don't have to sift through the hormonal whining and screaming if some guy orders the "full emotional package"! You wouldn't believe the sick dudes out there who are closet masochists and actually ORDER that package! Ed Larry Root just ordered. This needs testing before it is shipped. I don't care to whom you delegate this one. Give them a bonus if you need to. I charged Root double. ![[Linked Image]](http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n594/Janet_CD/Pink%20Panties/100_0965_zps21dd7ac0.jpg)
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Just when I thought Id seen the most disturbing image on the 'fire...... I was wrong again!
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"QC" means you get ALL of them. Just as with my programming job, I have to deal with all of them, too. At least you don't have to sift through the hormonal whining and screaming if some guy orders the "full emotional package"! You wouldn't believe the sick dudes out there who are closet masochists and actually ORDER that package! Ed Larry Root just ordered. This needs testing before it is shipped. I don't care to whom you delegate this one. Give them a bonus if you need to. I charged Root double. I QUIT!! 
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Two of the full emotion package couldn't be 1/2 as bad as my wife and three daughters.
Let me know when the second run starts. Three daughters...Hmmm and you seem half sane, Must be because of all the time you spend on the internet. One daughter damn near did me in, She's 20 and has a serious boyfriend now. Thank God no more [bleep]' boys snooping around anymore. Wife said there was a time when she thought for sure I was gonna go to jail.
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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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"QC" means you get ALL of them. Just as with my programming job, I have to deal with all of them, too. At least you don't have to sift through the hormonal whining and screaming if some guy orders the "full emotional package"! You wouldn't believe the sick dudes out there who are closet masochists and actually ORDER that package! Ed Larry Root just ordered. This needs testing before it is shipped. I don't care to whom you delegate this one. Give them a bonus if you need to. I charged Root double. Larry ordered his twin?
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"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Can exact copy of an existing individual be made?
If so I want to put an order in. If something happens to my wife/mother of my kids, I want an exact copy. She's that great....
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Can exact copy of an existing individual be made?
If so I want to put an order in. If something happens to my wife/mother of my kids, I want an exact copy. She's that great....
Not possible at this time. At least until we come up with a way of prototype testing, programming, and QC that doesn't involve interaction with other guys, namely me and elkhunternm. Personally, I'd prefer that YOU did all the work on that one, just to maintain integrity. Ed
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Wow. I guess that kind of flattery needs some kindness in return. Humble thanks. Look for a set of knitted ear muffs and a batch of yummy spiced carrot cupcakes with a cream cheese frosting in about a month. Any color preference on the muffs? On hand I think have a funky salmon-fuchsia, a fun robin's egg blue or a brilliant vermilion with undertones of lavender. Lemme' know. I guess I could give them to my gay son... Many thanks for the thought, though. Liar. Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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Larry Root just ordered. This needs testing before it is shipped. I don't care to whom you delegate this one. Give them a bonus if you need to. I charged Root double.
Then it's gonna cost you more than you can pay, cause I am NOT going to go anywhere NEAR that thing, much less sub it out to anyone we currently do business with! You need to sub that job out to your local mortician. Ed
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