Thank you, and I know. I was bewitched by her beauty from jump, and was first in her presence at the tender age of 12. The little hussy dumped me after two short weeks, and is the first time I had my heart broken by a gal. But then, he who laughs last, eh?
Persistent bastid, ain't ya!
Only took me 22 years to find her again, and three months of seeing her after before I tricked her into marrying me.
