I bought a rifle this morning and when the sales clerk asked if I wanted any clips, I said just get me 2. I'm just going to shoot it at the range, not go to war and that I already have to be careful because of all the helicopters that are always flying over. The gun shop owner, who lives near my shop, and I then got into a discussion about an apparent route for helicopters between two military bases that we seem to be right under. I guess next time the Feds come in he'll have to report me.
