It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug.
If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass.
It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet.
And then the night ends up like this
Those *had* to have originated in Berea.
Most people won't understand,..but CrimsonTide will.