Even easier, You are Capital U Ugly,

Embellisher....

I doubt your name is even "Travis".



That just is not in any way right! How dare you call Travis, if he is real, an EMBELLISHER?? Do you have no scruples at all??
Shame on you!


The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.