We need DD up on the roof above that area, with libations and a good supply of Black Cats.
A string of em' in the fella below's hair would be entertaining.
You bring him and some toys, and I'll bring a sign that reads, 'I bet you $5.00 that this filthy bum here is healthy enough to not only stand, but indeed is fit enough to run, and fast. Observe as some motivation is applied. Amazing what some can achieve when their hair is ablaze'
