The onliest thing I hate worst than a goat on my porch is a Jehovias Witness on my porch.
We had the Witnesses come pretty regular a few years back
and they were set on saving my soul, even when I told them I
was an elder of my Lutheran church. I have told them they will
be burnt in hell.
What really helped is the day I had one of the visitors in
the middle of my yard telling me all about it. My dog started
humping this guys leg, and this was not usual. I did not call
the dog off, and to this day, I laugh about it.
They have not been back since!
