I live next to the sea, I work on the sea, the sea is not rising.
Yes it is. It has been determined in laboratories and via satellite measurements. And it has been published on the internet, therefore it is. It just is. What you see firsthand has no relevance whatsoever. Get with the program. I keep looking for the changes too. I can't see them either. However, they must be true. I read it. Therefore it is.
And the moon is a big ball of green ch����..wait, I better not say it or it will be, cause it says so on the internet.
