Look on the bright side - the industry stimulated by "Pott's-style programming" has brought us the...Cough Silencer, the Ground Grunter, Donkey Butter, the Cornhole(r) (no, seriously!), a virtual ungulate buffet of baits, attractants, deer foods, crops, new bows, crossbows, and probably a lot of stuff I don't know about.

And how many "ways to leave your lover," by Paul Simon - that many kinds of camo including camo underwear and TP.

A black and green checked shirt and a recurve - what did Fred Bear know?