you keep stroking that Vienna Sausage of yours Schmucklette, while you tell yourself all of that stuff, that horns ya up so much....

We AAAAALLLLLL think you are SOOOOOOO Friggin Awesome...

you are the innernets most AWESOME MASTERdBATER.....

I print out ALL of YOUR Posts.. all of 'em...

and thanks to you I have a ten lifetime supply of TP....

thanks so much little buddy...all 3 ft 18 inches of ya..