It's gonna be a serious challenge for the Pats no doubt. We are gonna be required to have the air pressure in the football checked before every Pats play. We are also going to have to hand over our play selections in advance to make sure that we don't try anything "tricky" and pull a fast one over on Coaches who only dream of having Bill Belichicks football smarts. Once we call a play we can't run it until the game officials take time to explain to the Seahawks D what it is we want to run. I believe that the officials will be using white boards to draw it out for the Seahawks D. The Seahawks will also be given 3 "that's not fair cards" that they can pull out on the Patriots if they run any tricky plays. It's going to be a major 15 yard that's not fair penalty. The league will also be piping in boom boxes that will play "cheaters" every time the Pats have the ball. We have also been told Goodell will include a few other surprises as well as you know, beating Women is old news but 1 less psi in the ball is an afront to all of mankind.

But, anyway, other than that we should be Ok.


Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
Thomas Jefferson