Ivan and I have been waiting for you to show up so we could eat since you said you were coming to Quemado. We haven't eaten since yesterday figuring you would show at any minute with the bacon.
Just kidding of course. Don't know how you managed to invoke the snow but we made it here without a trace. Sunny and partly cloudy now. You should have stopped by.
How many obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer to remain in the dark.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
