I benched pressed over 400 pounds, drank cases of beer daily, was horny as all get out 24/7, could work any man under the table in my twenties/thirties.

I'm in my forties now and my shoulder/back/knee/elbow is/are shot, it takes two days to cure a hangover, I hate work and my wife is more of a nag than a hot piece.

I'm sure when I turn sixty and don a leather jacket, dirty grey hair and beard and jump on a motorcycle I'll once again become the tough guy I once knew.

We all can.....if we can convince a handful of 20-30 year olds to do all the wetwork!