hey Local, I would suggest doing as I stated above to a coworker. If you're up for it, take the dog like three counties away and turn him in at the animal shelter, let them figure it out
Or, maybe he just disappears...............
Just a thought
I like the disappearing part a lot better. Problem is, the azzholes are ALWAYS present when this schit goes down. Like I said, they think it's funny, and they're some dumb ph uckers to begin with. Might just clunk one of them in the gourd with my baton next time. See if that sinks in.