I can't leave these people alone for no time at all and they go getting themselves eaten by alligators....
That's what you get when you put a bar at a place like this...
With an ambiguous sign like this (OF COURSE people will go swimming in the swamp when they think that there aren't any swimming alligators in the water)...
When the swamp water is infested with these...
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On July 3 at 2:34 AM, Officers from the Orange Police Department were dispatched to 1802 Mississippi, Burkart’s Marina, in reference to a possible alligator attack. Upon arrival on the scene at 2:39 AM, Officers were advised that Tommy Woodward, of Orange, and a female were swimming in the bayou when the 28 year old Woodward was attacked by a large alligator. Witnesses said the two were drinking at the marina’s bar when they decided to go into the water although they were told not to and there are signs posted that say “No Swimming.” The Orange County Sheriff’s Department responded to the scene with a boat along with a Game Warden from Texas Parks and Wildlife. Woodward was located at 4:29 AM, deceased, near the area in the water. Judge Price responded to the scene and ordered an autopsy.
Apparently the quote from the deceased man, just after he was made aware of the alligator's presence was, "F___ that alligator!"
Of course the story wouldn't be complete without some intrigue and revenge. And that's what Orange, Texas got in the aftermath of the alligator (who apparently WAS swimming) attack.
Within a few days the 11.5' alligator was found dead at the boat ramp with a bullet hole between his eyes. That's when the imposters flooded the phone lines, calling the local news stations and taking credit for the revenge killing.
Luckily, the actual avenger had taken a photograph of himself with the illegally killed alligator and quickly circulated it, proving that he was indeed the suspect.
TP&W Game Wardens have issued the killer's killer a warning to not kill killer alligators without a license anymore.
They also just plucked one out of a river in New Jersey past couple days.
Obviously someones pet they let loose, but dang.
Heres to swimmin with all your legs, and women.
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Between the alcohol and the hormones, poor Tommy's fate was sealed.
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Blue, ole buddy. I'm sorry about the loss of your cousin, may he RIP
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