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Cats and retards, trump whores and funerals. Just saying you uber rich prick. Lol lol lol.

If'n a guys want to look pretty drivin down the road toyo gets the nod. Big boats behind a toyo? Only needs good brakes once they get going. Dosen't matter how much you make Stick you'll never beable to "aford" being decent. Pretty sure your old lady can't wait for you to croak. And it isn't because of money. Her kids will finally beable to watch a man be good to her.. It's obvious someone made you suck a mean cock as a youngster..

Big Stick,
Good morning little buddy. I hope you are doing well today. You know I always tell you how I will give you corrections when necessary; so, I will today. Remember I do this for your benefit so you don't look bad in the future. I don't know this Brad guy; but, I know he hunts where I do and like I do. So, even though "opposite day" seems to be your modus operandi when it comes to slamming people, some stuff has to be based on fact. Umm, I don't mean to make you look too bad, but, the mountains in Montana are not flat (to use your words, "google it"). We don't drive around in little vehicles like you use searching for critters or drive around in boats (not flat land; but, same thing). We walk miles up and down mountains. Heck, even our flat areas in Montana would be considered hills or mountains elsewhere.
I tried to do this as tactfully as possible as you know I never want to make you look bad little buddy. Montana is not considered flat-land. We are not flatlanders. Like I've said before, your rapier wit is at it's best when it is exaggeration based on fact. Have a nice day my friend.

Big Sky

The retards are doing good Larry, thanks for asking!

How is the gutter slut, the fatty and that no good cooper doing?

Hope all is well!

Big Stick, are you talking about Brad Darr?

Sky it's really flat in roosevelt country.

Kaleb,

LUCKILY for you,schit floats! Congratulations?!?

Hit that swaybacked nag about 6-inches above the top of the stirrup with a 75A-Max and there'd be almost enough bait for 'dubya to build a fence around.

Almost.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















Dooshmike,

No matter you flail at,it ain't gonna change the FACT,that '350's are pieces of fhuqking schit.

Just sayin'.

Hint.

Thank me later...............















Fredrica,

You are THE Dink Queen! Congratulations?!?

I misjudged the morning's weather,as it really blew up.

Laughing!



You'd need a fhuqking co-signer,to top off a 4-door Taco.



Bless your heart.

Laughing!.................















Shag,

You high-strung Estrogen filled kchunt...there's no slighting how badly you NEED your Imagination and it's Pretend. At least it's pried in accords,with your "means",so you can afford it. Congratulations?!?

Ain't it a fascinating constant,that the only thing you can talk about in the first hand,is what a dick tastes like?!? You "lucky" kchunt.

You "hard chargers" are a fhuqking RIOT!

Laughing!...........















TheBitchingSniveler,

Were it not for the fact,that I've had the unfortunate "pleasure" of working next to piles of Montucky wannabe Flat Landing Fhuqks,your sheer and utter fhuqking cluelessness...wouldn't be so magnificent in it's "splendor". Hint.

Have packed lotsa them out. They die easily too. Plus they lose arms,legs and get paralyzed a bunch as well. Just saying.

The biggest "tree" any of you Flat Landing Fhuqks have ever seen,is a Montana silver Spruce and I happened to stumble across a Nice 'Un this morning.

Laughing!



Pardon the streamside perspective.

Laughing!




You REALLY "get after it".

I'm crying...I'm laughing soooooooooo fhuqking hard!!!

Wow +P++!................















Heavysquawker,

How close didja' come to ALMOST nearly going outside today? Laughing!

As you set tethered to your couchbound kchunt,do not forget to use enough Imagination and Pretend,to convince yourself that I got skunked.

Laughing!



Had to swap Stank Feesh Duds out,grab some rifles,build another pot of coffee and set sail on Round 2 for the day.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!

Film at 11:00...............















'Gomer,

Your best and ONLY fhuqking move,remains a constant. Shut the fhuqk up,take notes and apply same.

Hint.

Laughing!............

3.09 a gallon!!!!! I'm paying half that. It's probably even cheaper in Texas!

I was gonna top off the ol' F350 this afternoon but ended up having a rough day at work and my job might be in jeopardy. Things are tightening up and my 'stock' has gone way down. Compound that with forgetting to secure the chicken coop last night and I'm nervous as hell.

Figured it would be better to play it safe(financially) and wait until things cool off.


And to top it off(no pun intended) our rental got burglarized again last night. I'd love to move to a safer neighborhood but it's tough coming up with the deposit and all that bullchit.

Pawned some stuff and wound up with enough cash for this little set-up. Not sure how the laser part works but the thieves better look the fuuck out next time they try to break in.... Just sayin' it might be not pretty(if you know what I mean...).


(found the bottle of skunk water in the road ditch)

Hell, all that money you saved on the ditch beers, and being your last day on the job. You should have brought home some fresh steak, and used your food stamps on a Uber box of seafood.

Get the wife to open'er gate with a real meal, some hard chargin' surf her turf.


But then again it's all pretend anyway.

No way man, this chit is for real.....grin

We get enough rerun pics from stick so here's something fresh from today not 2007

Laughin' better get those chickens... Great vid

But [bleep], I don't know how you hard chargers do it.

Round here it's couch country, trucks ain't small enough, dogs ain't tuff enough, creeks ain't deep enough.

Shouldn't that be "Doctor de Toro Crappo"?

Kaleb, that is what I would call a 2-3 year old grulla.


No idea on the motorcycle.





Ben, chargin' hard is harder than it looks!

29.90 in gas how will I ever manage.Good news is I work close to home and I don't buy much gas now days.
The gutterslut must have a good job or welfare pays better in ak than wa all I could afford was two new cars this month. (By)ing gas with next months check. Hopefully I can get a full tank.


Ps tell fatty I got some killer whitetail hunting spot just south of her.



These were also a gift from the welfare commission. They sure are nice. next check I may buy on of those disposable cameras they have at the dollar store. Just so you can kiss and but rock on. Good talk sugar tits