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Pretty much everything goes by bitumen here, so the trains are not economical...and not a stable enough water supply to ensure reliable cropping away from the river.

Elkchunternm,

I'll feign my "surprise",that despite your "valiant" stance to "declare" Imaginary Pretend Ignore numerous times,you too were a lying Piece Of Fhuqking Schit the WHOLE while. What WERE the "odds"?!? Congratulations?!?

Laughing!

As an aside,what is currently the "Go-To Titty Rifle" in Africa? What sorta "grandeur" do you gotta "attain"...in order to make THE Bitch Book?!? Spare no "particulars",you "hard charger".

Bless your heart.

Laughing!................















'noahh,

My Melancholy Baby...I'm forced to yet again feign my "surprise" that the ONLY thing someone from Maryland can "add" to an Outdoors Forum,is Imagination and Pretend. Though in NO particular order. Congratulations?!?

Knock it outta Da' Park and cite what you "do" for a "living".

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...................















'STUART,

Piss flat here too...and the sun ALWAYS shines.




Pass the roundnose boolits and open sights.

Laughing!.................















Shefire,

What didja' ALMOST "do" today...besides pop pills and lament being The World's Oldest Bedpan Cleaner? Embellish as you must and lie as you do. Congratulations?!?

You "lucky" kchunt.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!..............















Whore-Hey!,

You stupendously fat fhuqk...it's FUNNIER than schit,how you are outta skin. When you try tosmile,your eyes go closed! LAUGHING!!!!

Have you EVER been on a "Hunt",when your tender hands were not held? Didn't think so...you "hard charger". Congratulations?!?

If someone spun you in a circle,in a Walmart parking lot...you'd need to shoot a flare to be rescued from The Wilderness. Laughing!

What did you ALMOST "do" today?!? Laughing!

I never saw a gawwdamned fhuqking thing.



Now you can say that you've "seen" a S/S Ruger MKII wearing a 1-7.7" Bart' MTU at 21" in 223AI,with a DBM in a Sako Varmeent handle. Google it all.

Laughing!

Given your "skill set" and "physique"...mebbe state what sorta plane you "flew",after all those years of TRYING to make The Grade.

I'm fhuqking crying,I'm laughing soooooooooo fhuqking hard!!!!

Bless your heart.

Laughing!.................
















Runnin' outta R&R and gotta Reload for another pass in the AM,prior to hopping plane(s).

You Do Nothing Dumbfhuqks be SURE,to keep on "hard charging" and adding "all" that "experience","knowledge" and "results".

Laughing!............

JSTUART;
Good afternoon to you sir, I trust this finds you and yours doing acceptably well.

I took your advice and looked up "Hay Plains NSW" - looks a lot like the area east of Medicine Hat, AB...well all the way over through Maple Creek, Swift Current, Regina....

Anyway sir, this is off the little hill directly behind our place here - looking south at Vaseaux Lake which is one of two lakes which are less than 5 minutes from here.


It gets hot enough that we can grow decent grapes - a view just to the west from the same spot.


Little higher up the mountain looking west into our home valley now - that's a power line cut on the left.


Couple or 4 hours north of us in Wells Gray Park - Helmken Falls, 141 meters drop there.


Chasing mulie bucks one valley west of us - looking south into the Similkameen River Valley - the very edge of the photo is Washington State.


In the wet years the bears, grouse and chipmunks love these berries.


Well sir, it's about bed time for this guy now as 5:00 seems to come whether I want it to or not.

All the best to you all this week sir.

Dwayne

Don't know 'bout ya'll, but I shoot much more with a camera than I do with a rifle.

Ya'













Best,

GWB

Thank you fellas, you have some lovely country over your way.

THAT was some pretty piss-poor shooting.

Well Stumpy....

Today I was doing some work on one of my vehicles...new plugs, spark plug wires, rotor, Distrib Cap, Air Filter, Valve Cover Gaskets, Air Filter, Oil and Filter Change
brake job....

Thanks for asking.. I knew you really cared.. despite that rough tough guy facade you love to portray.....for being 3 feet tall, you are true giant among midgets...

ON the other end, I do have to doubt you were out doing all you always claim to do...

my thoughts are you spend most of your days while sober, standing on the toilet and admiring yourself in the medicine Cabinet mirror... at least until you fall off as usual....

that and shining that Bowling Ball of a Noggin that sets on your shoulders...

But hey you keep convincing yourself and we'll keep laughing at your comical antics...

we'll thank ya later....

you lucky little dried out douche bag...have fun going out and starring someone in the belt buckle and claim you'll kick their assss...

oh and bless your heart Stumpy....we know you'll live forever...

God don't want ya and even Satan has minimum standards some folks just don't meet....

You know, I really should thank our dwarf for allowing me to focus on making fun of him and posting actual animals taken instead of someone else's and I particularly enjoy seeing him standing next to shrubbery he's cut down and trying to fool us into thinking they were saplings. He did ask what platform I flew in the Navy so I will oblige, so here you go Sticky this is what I did whilst you were shovelingshit doing whatever menial profession your unprepossessing as does:



This is me looking uber-cool:


Lastly and to really burst your bubble, this one I took all by myself, although frankly I'm not getting the issue as to why you are so all-fired up jealous about not affording guided hunts. Perhaps this is why you keep posting the same pictures over and over, come home empty handed, huh? I LOVE guided hunts. And see that sticking out from under my cap? HAIR! Enjoy, chrome-dome

Couple more pics for JSTUART...

Oh yeah, here you go, Stu:


From a friend of mine on one of those horrible guided hunts in Afria:

I'm lovin' that last one Jorge!

Cool.....wing-tip work shoes.....

Work? sir, I take umbrage at the concept of "work"

Back at ya' with a lil' "Cohiba-tation"




Best,


GWB

'30cal,

Looking at Mother Russia here.



Checkin' on The Cattle,after having swung open a gate.



Checkin' on The Chickens,after hoppin' a fence.



Checkin' on The Pasture,gettin' ready to hay.



Checkin' The Bait Station,on The Lease.



Checkin' The Water Hole,so The Cattle don't die from thirst.



Helps that all the gates are keyed alike.

Laughing!.................















'dubya,

You'd do well to keep your camera in Retard Mode. The Texas version of EVERYTHING,is fhuqking hilarious! Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















Shefire,

In other words,you never turned a lick. What WERE the "odds"?!?

How goes The Duel? I'm thinkin' you've got poor dumb fhuqking Savage99 on the ropes,with your "hard charging" ways and Candy Striper uniform. Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















Whore-Hey!,

I'll feign my "surprise" that you drove a Short Bus. Musta been purty "fulfilling". Congratulations?!? Laughing!

Bitchin' 3-point! I reckon that'd be the best a Drooling Do Nothing Dumbfhuqk Lying Piece of Fhuqking Schit can "do" on her own.

I'm crying...I'm laughing sooooooooooo fhuqking hard!!!

Why do I KNOW your call sign is "Cross-eyes".

Bless your heart.

"Breaker breaker there Cross-eyes...we're going to need another ton of rubber dog schit delivered ASAP".

Laughing!................















'gwe,

There really wasn't THAT many fences in your pics.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!..............















'22,

You KNOW it's been a Big Day for Whore-Hey!...when she can lift a leg that high.

Hell,in another 1500 or so years,she'll have the new knocked offa that boot.

Laughing!..............

B,

now that's more like it.

Best,

GWB

I'm betting this ain't you for several reasons:
1. If it were you, maybe we could see the top of your dome or your snorkel as I'm guessing, there's AT LEAST a foot of water
2. or on second thought, you'd be floating like the beach ball physique you are endowed with.



Is this better? (guess the platform):


HINT: there are no booster seats on Naval Aircraft..

Lastly, my latest (no pay) hunt. Challenging too, had to even rig a machan and wait in the dark until it appeared. It's almost as big as that same dink deer you keep posting:

Forgot, speaking of delivering Rubber Dogshit (did you swoon when you watched Top Gun? Oh graduated in 87), here's an USAF/USN (Falcons and Vikings laser designating) delivery:
[video:youtube]http://vid1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc437/jorgeIg/CAS_zpsuotp1m5w.mp4[/video]

My guess is you were busy trimming bushes,passed out on some screwcap cheap booze whilst some of us were doing some (unguided) hunting. Thanks again SO MUCH Stick. Embarrassing you is more fun that picking of dwarfs. Oh wait I forgot..

Only delivery he cares about is the overloaded float plane bringing in his weekly supply of firewater.

But, he won't be LAUGHIN when the dwarf liver turns to a cinder block and skin turns yellow.

Good Mornin Dwayne (bc30cal)

Man, I thot I had a great mornin' goin here and then...

you GO and post them there pics !!

That's some of the most beautiful country that I've NEVER seen. There are places in many of our States that have extraordinary scenery.

There are many place 'here' & 'there' that are truly exceptional. I appreciate all of them..

Thanks for posting those GORGEOUS pics.


Jerry