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Actually those glasses are Tasco World Class Beer Mugs and Shot Glasses...their scopes do the same thing with game... those Asians are crafty little guys....

that is why their products are so popular here in Oregon... it ain't just the low price...

So Stumpy.....

Since I don't know much about fishing, which is true as I could care less about fishing....I do have to ask...

When its raining out, and you decide to stay in for the day, and you decide to go fishing for gold fish you put in your toilet bowl... do you use the 7/08 or do you switch over to the 223 AI so you don't damage the toilet again?

heard your wife gets pissed when you do that while she is at work, making money to pay the monthly expenses for the household...

and you claiming your faster than anyone with a firearm, well we'll have to concede that one to you....I'd say you're faster that a fat broad at Golden Coral on the salad bar.... heck even faster than a drunk with dysentery...

you go Girl... we're all waiting for the next chapter of your keyboard high adventure trip.... this is better than Marlin Perkins and Wild Kingdom use to be on the TV when I was a kid...
I'm sure if he was still alive, he'd be your biggest fan...

As far as fishing goes, I can take it or leave it.

"I've yet to see anyone faster or better than me with a rifle and "odds" are,I never will. Being great ain't easy,but it's worth the effort. Hint"

And that is why Alaska leads the nation in hip boot sales.. To funny...

You should get out more. It's going to take more than a couple recycled dink photos and a bunch of rusty rifles sitting in a creek. Of course if you never leave home (where their might be a witness or three) that is a factual statement.

FINALLY got my Axis tanned so I can take cool pics!

Took this one of a couple .223AIs with cool decals just for Stick!






Your are right about one thing Stick, those .284 145 Grain Speers were the shizz back in the day.....

The Texas thing is way over his head (literally and figuratively). Skull and crossbones and graffiti is the only comprehendible thing to use. And that McMillan is too damn good looking, unless you throw it on the rocks and dent it good.

Big Stink

You really got to get that diaper rash under control little guy! Maybe MaMa could put some Vasoline on it instead of the KY the boys around the campfire use when they pass you around! You probably shouldn't open your mouth so much when your pard's in it ticking your tonsils either! It makes whatever your trying so hard to say impossible to understand! At least wipe your chin! Didn't MaMa tell ya not to talk with your mouth full! Trouble is it's almost always full of somebody!

Thanks for thinking bout me little stink but if anyone needs lip from you they can scrape it off their zippers! Don't forget your knee pads when ya head out to work! Sorry did saying "head" and "knee pads" get ya all excited! Well there's gotta be some livestock near ya you can keep in tune with! Just remember your Taliban training and tape the goats mouth shut so it won't make noise when ya travel the Hershey Highway! I know ya don't like cows since it's so hard for ya to jump off the milk stool and waddle up front with your little stink boy panties around your ankles to kiss em! (is that what makes ya so cranky, not having enough livestock around to satisfy ya or is it so many dwarf steps to get up front and kiss em! Maybe try some shorter cows!)

I heard a rumor recently that if someone slips a quarter in your ear, your teeth fold back! I imagine that will make you popular around the campfire also! It's a long 2 weeks on the slope ain't it!

Well I gotta get back to my, what was it, Pavement Pounding! Have a nice day Stink!

Oh ya...Bless your heart.
Laughing.........

Fishing?

Poobs, the only good thing about waking up and 2AM and driving out to the farm is the radio. Willie's Roadhouse fuuckin' rules....

Heard this one last night.

You probably have fond memories of slow dancing to it at prom......grin

That was mean you little schitt!


Slim Whitman and the phonograph it took to listen to his records hadn't been invented when I went to prom.

Truth be known, I met a number of 24HCF members at the pig hunt that were older than me.


It was inspirational.

I've said it before but it bears repeating. Dave's going to kick your ass when he sees those.

Huh.

Sorry Poobs, that was a low blow...



Cookies and Cream gave birth last night. You can tell she has a little Hereford in her, I don't generally trust the Angus but the baldie or brockle faces are always sweethearts.






Traded in the F350 and bought a Subaru, heard all the hardcore tactical ninjas swear by them.....

Impossible!

I doubt he has either. The bloke's an idiot, and a fraud.

Heres another.

True on the herefords, black/white face and brockle faces......course grandpa insisted on gentle cows.....the wild ones we called "burger"

Hope your weather is gentle on them up there....midnight cowboying is no bueno when you have to rush them down to the basement.....

Poobs, it's been great but a touch chilly the last 2 nights.
(18-20F)

+25-30F and it makes life way easier!



Only hot-boxed this guy so far, that a $15 hot milk in a bottle is the lifesaving combo.





We have had 2 new mothers that went fairly crazing. No calf killers yet but they will put a guy right up and over the fence!

Hopefully just hormones.





10gauge, that one is a toad!

I can only remember one real crazy wild ass cow like that one year. She had horns and knew it!
When we shipped her calf, we grained her for a month and........


Have had a number of new mothers on the feed bed who made you grab their calf real quick and put it between you and her


They always wised up after their first one....and started to trust us.