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says that the most efficient way to introduce a chemical substance to the populace is through toilet paper. As a precaution, he says he always tears off the first few layers, in case some agent was "sprayed or dropped on"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Geez.
I was wondering if he was still there.
(You could have fun with some BenGay spray, now that you have the scoop...)
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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After some of the level 5 hazmat events I have left in the restroom, I'm pretty sure he identifies as a woman and uses that can.
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Sounds like a conspiracy of azzholes
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You work with TRH, do ya?
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Chemtrails takin' on a whole new meaning...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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You work with TRH, do ya?
I know this will seem impossible, but I think this guy is worse, in many ways.
But I would hate to live on the difference
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If he is that anal, ask him if he knows what is "really" in tooth paste, that should ruin his day.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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They put it in condoms and toilet paper, to get you coming and going.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Campfire Oracle
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If he is that anal, ask him if he knows what is "really" in tooth paste, that should ruin his day.
Bwahahahaha!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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If he is that anal, ask him if he knows what is "really" in tooth paste, that should ruin his day.
Bwahahahaha!
No [bleep]. I overheard him calling dentists to handle an issue about a month ago.
He asked each one if they were on board with fluoride treatment practices.
He hung up on them if they said "yes"
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Campfire Oracle
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Same but different...I used to have a friend who was OCD ( before they gave it that label...)
Amongst other things he used to lift the bread on both halves of a sandwich, apparently looking for something. I asked him " What are you looking for?"
He replied a simple " I don't know...."
So once in awhile I'd stick a dead fly in his sandwich........
Kept him looking.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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This might seem distasteful to some, but the guy who was hiding behind a toilet in the Orlando gay club, texting his mommy while others were shot and killed - I wonder which restroom he was in?
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This might seem distasteful to some, but the guy who was hiding behind a toilet in the Orlando gay club, texting his mommy while others were shot and killed - I wonder which restroom he was in?
That guy was found dead in the men's room, IIRC.
Sad on many levels.
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We are living amongst a confederacy of dunces...
"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz "Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty
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John Lennon had inside intel on CIA operations. Yoko was a wet work agent.
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Campfire Kahuna
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We need to put the skids on this type of behavior.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Before the clingons attack...
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022 Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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It could happen,... and tearing off the first few layers may not always be the solution, either.
......
VIDEO
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Campfire Kahuna
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That bitch would be down the road.
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