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Killing a turtle is not easy!
A felony? Good thing there were no cell phones when I dispatched my first snapping turtle for soup. They ain't easy to kill, especially big ones. Or when I nailed it to a tree and to the brush loppers to em!!!  Felon!! Serial killer be more fittin'!!!
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Well, the gumbo was quite delicious! Them was the dazes!
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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I'm just glad (as far as I know) there are no videos of me cleaning a snapping turtle. I broke the blade pin in a Buck pocket knife one time trying to cut the head off one. Gave it (the knife) to my friends Father and He send it in and got a new knife. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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I took a soft shell turtle about the size of a 5 gal bucket lid off a trotline and dropped it off at old Trapper Jim Hawkins house on the way home one summer when I was about 15, that old man grinned big and shook my hand like a boss. Bet that sombuck was skinned and in [boiling water?] before I got home. 
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Hell where I'm from people still drink warm beer and eat mudcats for breakfast!!!
I just want to point out that some people have a different definition of mudcat, than a pollywog catfish. miles
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And HRC gets a complete pass! Ya, no kidding there. Being a felony is ridiculous.
"...aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you, so that you may walk properly before outsiders and be dependent on no one." - Paul to the church in Thessalonica.
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Witnesses told police that Washington never attempted to free the turtle from the line and said that the turtle was trying to get away from him, according to KXAN-TV.
The defense attorney should bring a hooked turtle into the court and ask the prosecutor to try and free it. When it goes sideways offer the prosecutor a hammer and make sure they have cameras in the court.
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