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First weekend after divorce was final - I was getting my son.
She and her BF said no. They wanted him etc. Said she was going to go to the judge and tell him what a horrible father I was etc.
I reminded her that last week she said I was a great dad - always there for the boy.
So?
So you were lying then or lying now - which one do you want to admit to?
Called the cops and that was the end to that charade.
Women be crazy.
Me
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Campfire 'Bwana
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when i go to alice tx, i'll stop by my ex's and let her cook something for me. her second husband who she devorced a cpuople yrs ago, doesn't like it, but he won't say chit to me, i layed a pistol barrel up side his head at the vfw about 30 yrs ago way back when i was still married to her.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Oh yeah, the ol' "Crazy/Hot Matrix"... Hahaha!
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Campfire Ranger
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Crazy azz ex's are worth burying.
Take her fishing in Mexico. Act real sad when she goes over the side.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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God has not made the woman that could get me to walk back down the aisle.
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Since then she and her husband and her dad have all threatened to kill me several times.
Been quiet the last 2/3 years tho.
Like a Cat, 9 lives aye!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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have no hair on my body, I've been drug through Hell..... my first marriage was an epic of horrors.... she was jealous of the TV set !! Dang. I'm a stubborn SOB, stayed 28 years, thought I could break her. It was a rough ride !! I kissed her goodbye one morning when she went to work, I meant goodbye. Haven't seen her since, and have kept at least 2 counties between us at all times. If I heard she moved into the next county, I'd have to buy me one of those guhllie suits.
Came home one time and told her I had found her a job, cause she had been bugging me about wanting out of the house. Told her they had an opening at Shipley Donuts. She said doing what? I told her "staring holes in the donuts !!" She lost the job, cause she was scorching the glaze.
If you don't like Robert E. Lee, you won't like it on this ranch. JGM
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I have three ex wives. Don't know their names, marital status, or anything else about them. Don't know where they live.
When I moved on, I moved on. Just saying............ How did you see your kids? Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Recently divorced but seperated for several years. Just informed her that I have a new daughter. Wanted to give her the heads up before I told our sons. Mistake! She has been in a fit of rage for several days now. Nasty texts, I'm such a bad Father...blah, blah, blah. Some of it pretty evil.
I guess I can't treat her like a human being. I guess we can't be friends or even discuss life. Sad it gets like this. Guess she still loves me. Lol Woo damn, glad I don't have any of those, it would require massive doses of patience and Dr. prescribed medication ;]
Trump Won!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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God has not made the woman that could get me to walk back down the aisle.
Oh chit, I wouldn't have said that Crow, you may as well get ready now. 
Trump Won!
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and what does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God? (Micah 6:8) d.v. Musings on TDS
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I have three ex wives. Don't know their names, marital status, or anything else about them. Don't know where they live.
When I moved on, I moved on. Just saying............ How did you see your kids? Dave might be wrong, but i believe he had custody and raised them.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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My best man had been married and divorced when he stood next to me and let me tie the knot, so he knew good and well what I was getting into and he never raised a hand or said a word to stop me.
I still have half an idea that I owe him a punch in the nose.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Campfire Ranger
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Everyone needs to date a crazy woman at least once
once is enough...that's where some men make their mistake
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Campfire Sage
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I have three ex wives. Don't know their names, marital status, or anything else about them. Don't know where they live.
When I moved on, I moved on. Just saying............ How did you see your kids? Dave might be wrong, but i believe he had custody and raised them. That is as UBER as UBER gets. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Amusing anecdotes, think I shall just stay with my good wife thank you.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Been happily married 33 years come October. But my son's 1st wife was a handful. This seems to fit the thread ![[Linked Image]](http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/jmr40/IMG_0608_zpsluqjelby.jpg)
Most people don't really want the truth.
They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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Campfire Ranger
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Everyone needs to date a crazy woman at least once
once is enough...that's where some men make their mistake Yeah, I dated Websters definition of crazy for a couple of years. Not only did she break a bone in her hand on my head but a few weeks later she broke the cast on it. 31 years married to a 'lil-bit crazy' now, I'm good.
FJB & FJT
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First ex-wife hadn't given me any crap for over 30 years. Then she starts acting weird. I think it was triggered by seeing current wife (#3) and me here and there. Current wife is a lot younger than I, a lot better looking, and a lot more accomplished than 99% of the women from our town (or anywhere for that matter.) After talking to us at a Funeral a while back, she calls me up at 7:00 AM the next morning, starts in on what a bad father I was to our kids, I'm the reason those boys spend all their disposable income on guns. (Mind you, those boys are in their late 30's and early 40's, self-supporting, home owning, tax paying, good fathers whose kids are pretty good shots. ) She's settled down since then. I really admire her husband....I'd a been gone long ago. Come to think of it...
2nd ex-wife hasn't had much to do with me, just turned her children pretty much against me and despises me.
On of my sons found out his wife had a BF, slipped in where they were and caught them in bed...on video...posted on Facebook. He promptly divorced her. She soon learned the BF was nowhere near what she'd given up, started making kiss and make up sounds...he just said no.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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Godamighty, reading these stories makes me feel truly blessed. 35 years with a drop dead gorgeous lady, kind, loving, zero snakes in her head.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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