Originally Posted by RockyRaab
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Out of curiosity I looked this one up. Based on the Amazon reviews like this one, I ordered a bottle for gits and shiggles:

"Want to smell like some cheese-eating high school boy? Slather on some Axe. Maybe you want to smell like a Radio Shack sales guy? Try the Old Spice. A science teacher limping toward retirement? Aqua Velva is your scent. But if you want to smell like a MAN, you need to be using Clubman. When I say man, I mean Jack Palance, Jack Lord. and Jack Kennedy. Or Chuck Yeager, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Connors. Even guys not named Jack or Chuck - I'm looking at you, Sean Connery. Sure, Clubman is like a thousand tiny daggers stabbing your face, but it's worth it. I was smart enough to start using this stuff when I was 15, and I still get compliments. And broads. Am I going to apologize for calling women "broads"? Yes, right after I splash on some Clinique For Men Oil Control Exfoliating Tonic. So never."


There's some other good ones too on Amazon. We'll see...

Originally Posted by Bristoe
It's about like this:

"Do you puff peters?"

"Hell no!"

"NAZI!!!"