Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire My run in with a liberal at hunting camp. Funny

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I would have made some sport out of it...

Brilliant

Oversimplified for the slow learners in the crowd.

Ingwe said:

"I think its because they've never lived paycheck to paycheck and watched the dirtbag in line in front of them at the grocery store pay for a family pack of filet mignon with food stamps. ( yep..happened to me...)"



This happened to me: Right out of college, as a new 2nd Lt in the Marines in the early 70's, I was poor as a rock, scraping by paycheck to paycheck because a huge hunk of my pay was being deducted each month to pay for my uniforms, including sword and wool overcoat and dress blues. (Yes, officers had to pay for all their uniforms). Plus I was paying all my wife's school expenses as she was still a student. Lean times.

In the grocery store I got stuck behind two 30-something women slowly cruising an aisle. One of the women started to put some canned cat-food in the basket. The other woman said, "No, put that back. We can't pay for that with food stamps. We will get canned tuna for the cats."

I was behind them at the checkout counter. Their basket had a dozen cans of tuna, and steaks, and all kinds of stuff that I couldn't afford at the time. I watched them pay with food stamps. It made a lasting impression on me.

I agree, I love it when a liberal wants to discuss politics........ or anything for that matter. It's too much fun to pass up but my wife says I'm going to hell for picking on the simple minded!

You really are safariman-obtuse. Congrats.

And there it is, the ultimate campfire putdown. Not terribly original by now of course, but well-timed anyway, played for maximum effect. Bravo.

Got anything else, like an original thought of your own I mean, that you could contribute?

Made me laugh!

Of course I spent enough time in hunting and fishing lodges from both sides of the equation to know how things really work in "client selection."

Actually, it's rather germane to the conversation. 50 people could tell him he was wrong but after all, 50 rational and reasoning folks couldn't possibly be right. You smellin' what I'm cookin'?

How many hunts have you been on that required an outfitter or guide.

Yea next time I go on a guided hunt I will have the outfitter vex any liberals from the camp. Get real Fireball I had no idea who would be there. I was confident I could deal with whomever was there. I didn't have a bad time because of her. She didn't ruin my hunt or vacation. She was really pleasant till the subject was brought up unintentionally. Like I said it was a enlightning view into a liberals mind. She was eventually pleasant again but I could tell she no longer liked me. Oh well I was pleasant to her and even wished her and her hubby a safe trip home.

I would go again knowing she was there because I am adult enough to handle the situation.

Thanks Skane and Edm for your support.

Charles

You killed a moose and a wolf, and pissed off a leftist bitch, all on the same hunt?

Schit, PM me the info for your favorite bar and your name. I'll gladly buy you a beer.

Yep, being engaged by a liberal is a hoot, assuming one has an IQ of at least 50

If your IQ is less than 50, it's best to have all public outings vetted prior to venturing outside.

I find it "entertaining" to kill bitches with kindness.
Pretty quickly, everyone else around figures out just who the a-hole really is!
Give 'em enough rope - and they'll hang themselves.