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Off work early for colonoscopy prep. Drinking the stuff that causes serious exhaust. Occurred to me I am acting like a Democrat today, not working, sitting at home, full of [bleep]. Lol

Enjoy it...nothing beats the heat...in the comfort of ones own home...plus if you tip the doctor they will use two fingers...or so I'm told LOL

As someone wittier than I said...

Elections are like a colonoscopy. The lead-up seems to take forever and is a really crappy experience. The actual event is over before you know it, and then you are more than a little bit afraid to learn the results.

You won't be full of it for long, believe me.

I hope you've checked the bolts securing the throne to the floor, they'll be mightily tested by the performance that is to take place shortly.

On the plus side you will have an experienced head start if clinton gets in.

One of my employees came in just this morning and handed me a sheet of paper to read. It was his orders for his on Friday. I didn't need to see it, but I guess he wanted to make damn sure I knew where he'd be.

mix some lemonade powder in with that stuff. makes it tolerable.

(the drink...not what comes out)

What Rocky said is correct, it is just like an election;

What you are expecting.



What you end up receiving.

I don't think it tastes as bad as everybody says it does...in exactly two weeks and one day, I'll be mixing up a jug...(my fourth time) maybe it's like the good bourbon you guys always talk about...(it's an acquired taste)

I just had mine. Told them to get some good pics, because if the taste doesn't improve by the next time, there will not be a next time. It ain't really the taste, but the consistency, which is like drinking boogers. Thankfully I have 10 yrs before that gets tested again.

Colonoscopy's are for children... tell the doc you want a Lower GI.

With all due respect, after three colonoscopies, I still haven't acquired the taste for it. I think different doctors prescribe different stuff. I have a hard time getting that last bit down.

Mira lax and gatorade. I drink it fast and it tastes like Gatorade so no big deal. The tp is beginning to feel like sandpaper by now though lol

I chased the GoLytely (AKA SquirtHard) with some Sprite. Got some calories from the Sprite to help my angry stomach. Helped with the taste too.

I've done it 4 times. Every time the doctor makes me do something different. Last time, I did the Gatorade thing. That was the best.

The first time they made me drink Magnesium Citrate and a bunch of other schit. That was the worst.

Just think how good your gut will feel in the coming days.

Put seat belts on your chitter.

Going to go nuts on some pulled pork tomorrow night

And then you're walking around bow-legged wondering "what the heck just happened to me?"