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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her Jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.....Twice.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked, Bring chicken wings and beer.
Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions
A positive attitude will not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it a worthwhile effort.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Works for me... 
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Campfire Ranger
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Chicken wings and beer, optional!
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Chicken wings and beer, optional! Not if she's Rosie O'Donnell P
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547
Join date 3/09/2001
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Camp is where you make it.
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our actions say "We're Okay with that"
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Cash for Persian Women.
flour for Pakistani Women
flower for California gurls
Persian.
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet - seems to work for me.
1Minute
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Chicken wings and beer, optional! Not if she's Rosie O'Donnell P And a blindfold? You bastard for even suggesting this.
Hunt Africa while you can
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Why do women have to be so complicated?
I dated a lot of women before I found an uncomplicated one and I snatched (no pun intended) her up quick.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Best way is to be able to dance well. Women will kill for a man that can dance. I don't mean shake you booty dancing. Any fool can do that. I'm talking waltz, polka , two step. Dancing is the best skill I have ever learned.
Last edited by hanco; 12/08/16.
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Grap em by the pussy and start kissing them all over…
Chaser
Turn em loose ...
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I would like to see you grab some woman that you don't know by the pussy.
Last edited by hanco; 12/08/16.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Best way is to be able to dance well. Women will kill for a man that can dance. I don't mean shake you booty dancing. Any fool can do that. I'm talking waltz, polka , two step. Dancing is the best skill I have ever learned. I hate dancing but I believe you are pretty correct. I won't dance anymore. Wife doesn't appreciate that but lives with it. Since I don't go to weddings or anniversaries very often, at least I don't have to deal with it...
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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My mom taught me. Best thing she ever did for me. Married prettiest girl in high school. She will tell you that's the only reason she went to prom with me. My charm took over after that
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Campfire Ranger
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"HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN"
Or you can do as I do, I wander over to my side of the house and don't speak to my wife...she definitely appreciates the gesture.
And I appreciate the quiet.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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My mom taught me. Best thing she ever did for me. Married prettiest girl in high school. Congrats on that. Good job. But hope( and I know there is with y'all) more to her than pretty. Didn't LT marry a hot liberal gal? Couldn't do that for me. LOL
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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If boobs. Engineering degree. I be lucky as hell. A wise man named me once said,"it's better to be lucky than good"
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Soooo
If I show up to the lodge meeting naked with a bucket of wings the guys will be impressed?
You damn right they will !!!!!
Maker of the Frankenstud Sling Keeper
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"HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN"
Or you can do as I do, I wander over to my side of the house and don't speak to my wife...she definitely appreciates the gesture.
And I appreciate the quiet.
Sir, That is under "How to Survive a Marriage."
Me solum relinquatis
Molon Labe
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