Whole story reminded me of this She has 2 degrees from UF , does not get any better
Corrine Brown:
"Thank you mister speaker. I rise today to congratulate my University of Florida football team, fo' winnin' its second N C double A, B S... B C S championship bowl, game in the last three season. Go Gator!
I want to 'gratulate the University of Florida, not only fo' bein' the best ac-a-demic school, but also, the athletic school, in the country.
Their 24-14 victory over Ok'ahoma, sooners, showed off team spirit, sport'manship, and one of the best defense, plays, that I've seen. They held the team, uh, the highest scorin' offense to just fourteen points.
The Gator once again, came back to prove that the University of Florida season, was no fluke, and the Florida Gators are again a championship team, that have made history. Congratulations to the great players, and the outstanding corch Irvin' Meyers, for corchin' a remarkable group of guys.
Let's do a quick fact check. The Gators, have won their second national championship in three years, and the third in the school's history. Florida is the fou'th school in the modern er' to win two out-right national, titles in three years. Florida finished the 2008 season wit' a thirteen and one reco'd. Matchin' the single season school reco'd fo' wins.
Tim Tebow became the fifth player since 1950, to win a Heisman Trophy and two national, championships. Ther.. the win, makes Irvin' Meyers the fi'th active corch where multiple, national titles and the fi'th corch since the AP poll, begin in 1936 to win, two national championships, in his first fou'th season at a school.
Tim Tebow, Florida's leading quarterback, not only ran fo' a hundred and nine yards, but threw eighteen fo' thirty, and was flawless in the fou'th quarter alone. It is matters the most the pressure that he was under.
Percey Harvey, who guts to play won him the game ball, came back from a ankle injury an' dashed fo', a hundred and twenty two yards, on only nine carries. An' it was his fifty-two yard run down, that stretch up to Jonathan Philips' twenty seven, yard field goal early in the quarter, fo' a seventeen - fou'teen lead, which the Gators never lost and never looked back.
There have been some discussion in this body, about havin' a national championship playoff. Let me be clear; we've had a playoff. And I hate to say it, that everything is just not all equal. We want to encourage all of our kids to participate in sports and activities, because we know that it build character. But, it is clear, that the Gators are superb, to any, other schools with the conferences, that we play in!
So in closin', I wanna leave you again, with the Gators chant that I just love:
One, two three fo' five! Then the Gators don't take no jive!
I yield back the balance of my time."
Speaker:
"Gentlewoman yeilds back her time."