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When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart goes a little faster. He breathes harder and he gets butterflies in his stomach. You know why? Cause she smells like a new truck ! 
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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unless she is the size of a new truck....
sadly you can see that at any Local Walmart...
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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Campfire Kahuna
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Some of them smell like a new truck parked at the fish market. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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And you can't put a bumper sticker on a woman
Do these dualies make me look big?
Most people don't have what it takes to get old
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Campfire Kahuna
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And you can't put a bumper sticker on a woman
Do these dualies make me look big? They wear bumper stickers. ![[Linked Image]](http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Boe+Mencarelli+Key+West+Lifts+Ban+Tattoo+Parlors+habSCnpRJjXl.jpg)
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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And you can't put a bumper sticker on a woman
Do these dualies make me look big? They wear bumper stickers. Ohhhh, lookey there - she's getting a couple targets tattooed onto her derriere. Some longer-range targets as well as the close-up scatter-gun variety. I wonder if she takes VISA?
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a tramp stamp is a badge of honor in some groups.
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When a woman wears a leather dress...she didn't pay retail, or at all.
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She wants you to notice her, or not; if anyone can ever figure out how to tell the difference, please explain to the rest of us.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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- - - she has to ride in the bed of the pickup.
NRA Member - Life, Benefactor, Patron
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- - - she has to ride in the bed of the pickup. 
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Campfire Tracker
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Forget dresses. Got a coworker here today, tight leather pants, tight leather jacket, high heels, bolt-on boobs, she looks like a model. What she's doing writing code and wearing leather in a world of software nerds we will never know. She's Ukranian so has the Russian accent to boot. the Chinese guys all asked her if she rode a motorcycle to work! No joke.
Oh, and if she's looking at something on your screen she bends over without bending her legs. She knows what she's doing.
Last edited by bigfish9684; 03/29/17.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Sneak a pic and post it!! 
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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I'd be schidt-canned so fast if I did and HR found out. 
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Forget dresses. Got a coworker here today, tight leather pants, tight leather jacket, high heels, bolt-on boobs, she looks like a model. What she's doing writing code and wearing leather in a world of software nerds we will never know. She's Ukranian so has the Russian accent to boot. the Chinese guys all asked her if she rode a motorcycle to work! No joke.
Oh, and if she's looking at something on your screen she bends over without bending her legs. She knows what she's doing. Meet your new CIO.... She's shopping for a green-card...
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Forget dresses. Got a coworker here today, tight leather pants, tight leather jacket, high heels, bolt-on boobs, she looks like a model. What she's doing writing code and wearing leather in a world of software nerds we will never know. She's Ukranian so has the Russian accent to boot. the Chinese guys all asked her if she rode a motorcycle to work! No joke.
Oh, and if she's looking at something on your screen she bends over without bending her legs. She knows what she's doing. Meet your new CIO.... She's shopping for a green-card... And a BMW. Midlevel nerds need not apply.
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Forget dresses. Got a coworker here today, tight leather pants, tight leather jacket, high heels, bolt-on boobs, she looks like a model. What she's doing writing code and wearing leather in a world of software nerds we will never know. She's Ukranian so has the Russian accent to boot. the Chinese guys all asked her if she rode a motorcycle to work! No joke.
Oh, and if she's looking at something on your screen she bends over without bending her legs. She knows what she's doing. Meet your new CIO.... She's shopping for a green-card... And a BMW. Midlevel nerds need not apply. She's married and drives a Mazda. Sorry to disappoint. Though her outfit today is the talk around the proverbial water cooler. Funny watching guys twice her age trying to hit on her...
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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