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Something clever here.
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Anyone know the carbon footprint of a Reuben?
Can we make uber Ruebens now that Trump's pulled out?
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At the 1st sign of "Sockholification", said garment becomes a throw-away rag, we have a bin for that kind of stuff, use it and lose it.
Also regarding socks, on of the single greatest simple pleasures in life is the very 1st step into a brandy-new pair of socks. It doesn't matter what kind of socks either. White athletic socks, dress socks, work socks, hunting socks, etc, the 1st step in is magnificent.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Dogs throwing up on blankets ?
......HMMmmmmmm. Bark bark
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Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Dogs throwing up on blankets ?
......HMMmmmmmm. Bark bark
GTC I see what you did there.... lol.
Something clever here.
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Well, what if it was a beaver that threw up on blanket?
Regualr OR un-shaven??
Damn, I thought today was going to be easy.
Now I'm checking around every corner for TP bears, pink ones at that.
FJB & FJT
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IF I ever had a dog in the house and IF I ever stepped in piss , that would one dead S O B!!!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you ever had a dog, he'd run off first.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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If you ever had a dog, he'd run off first. No doubt, bet it would take the chainsaw......and the beaver with it.
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Would it leave the Reuben?
I bet it chewed a hole in the sock.
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FJB & FJT
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Did it chew a hole in the 'blanket' or did it chew the whole 'blanket'?
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FJB & FJT
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One reason the two tails aren't conjoined is that they plan to hang rockets from the center wing. You can't shingle a dog house with flapjacks and if snowmobiles had doors we wouldn't get telephone poles in the mail.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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I have solved the mystery of the pillow case that disappeared on laundry day a couple motnhs ago.
The washer admitted to keeping it to hold it's single sock collection. The dryer wants one now.
It's getting a chainsaw.
Last edited by las; 06/02/17.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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I think I have the single sock thing figured out.
Remember the villagers tossing a virgin into the volcano to appease the volcano gods? I think we have a sacrificial sock going on.....
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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One reason the two tails aren't conjoined is that they plan to hang rockets from the center wing. I had to think about this one for a minute. Then I got it.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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One reason the two tails aren't conjoined is that they plan to hang rockets from the center wing. It's an amazing chainsaw with a payload of 1000 Reubens.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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You can all relax. ND took a motorcycle ride and found his perfect Reuben: ![[Linked Image]](http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o242/Horsaca/pee%20wee_zpsps46wsu2.jpeg)
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Dogs are OK......OUTSIDE....where God intended 'em to be!!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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