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Had a friend say he got so many BJ's in janitor closets he got a hard on from the smell of Pinesol. When I went to PM school in the 80's they were over it. The PM program was about 15 years old by then.

SockPuppet,

LIKELY SO. ====> My grandfather used to say, "NEVER ask a skinny person where to eat, 'cause they don't know."

My grandfather was born on 02MAR1873 on the Texas Prairie, when foodstuffs could be scarce. Therefore, he used to also say, "If you get a chance to eat a full-size man's meal, best eat it even if you aren't hungry, as it might be a long spell till you get another chance to have one."

Btw, he survived the last Comanchero Murder & Slave-taking Raid into NETX on 08MAY1873, as a "babe at the breast". = THE FRANKLIN COUNTY GAZETTE-MESSENGER "Historic Edition", published during the Centennial of TX in 1936, lists names/ages/residence of all the known survivors/victims of that raid, as well as all the known survivors who were still alive in 1936.
(56 young children & "comely young women" were listed as "taken as slaves to sell into Mexico", 42 corpses were found by the Sheriff's officers & the Rangers over the next 2 days & at least 28 persons were, "wounded & left for dead by the raiders". - Four of the "wounded & left for dead" persons are known to have survived their wounds.)

Note: Local LE officers & the Rangers pursued the raiders until they crossed into Indian Territory (Now: Oklahoma), where a group of tribal police & US Marshals took up the chase.
(I've NOT been able to find information as to whether the Indians and/or Marshals recovered any of the "taken" or not.)

yours, tex

simonkenton7,

SOME of the older Latinas do NOT "blow up after childbirth" but MANY definitely do. - Lorenzo __________ wife "Lita" is at least 50YO & she's still good to look upon after birthing 5 kids.

yours, tex

my babysitter, lifelong friend of my mothers, was from monterey, mexico. even as a young child i knew she was hot. She remained that way into her 90's. Think sophia loren.

In my experience, those Hispanic women that run heavier on the Native American bloodlines tend to get heavier, and those with the stronger Spanish bloodlines tend to look trimmer.

I've sure seen some beauties on both sides of the border.

rockinbbar,

Fwiw, my buddy's lady is 41YO & goes shopping sometimes with my Darla,
(Darla was with her when Debbie special-ordered a bra at Nordstrom's. - She said that it was a size 36M. = Talk about a "over the shoulders boulder holder".)

I would guess that Debbie is about 5' 6" & may weigh as much as 130-140#.

yours, tex

Same here, after talking with a buddy I think I know why, we all may have had crazy women, but, if they think you're crazier than they are, they aint gonna fu-k with ya, they aint gonna pull the door off that closet, I believe most of em give dudes chit because they can, can't believe so many men allow it.

A true metamorphosis on the order of the life cycle of butterflies but in reverse.

agree on that

That was probably in Roundoaks area..........

Good point and no doubt gunner!! I think men have been brainwashed to put up with that crap by feminist and psycho bitches

Not all are brainwashed, some do it by choice. Many years ago I did it by choice, she was a prize winning lay! worth every bit of crazy until the butcher knife
came out, then it was no longer worth it..........

10-4 STX.

And yessir Irfubar, you know, if women really knew what went on in our heads, or, the level of instantaneous protective psycotic rage that simmers just below the surface with us, no way in hell could they close their eyes and sleep next to us.

Glad you cut and ran Mag.

Lol, so true!

Ain’t read all 30 plus pages.....

Unless you and her are friends nothing will work.

Let me speak heresy and say that you can be screwing a hot woman and still not be having a good time if she ain’t right. But screwing the wrong woman ain’t gonna cause the Yellowstone Caldera to erupt and wipe out mankind or whatever. So do what you want, yer both grownups.

How did she feel about it after metaphorically having cut you loose, Paul?

It was so close Gunner, Lol. I credit a bud with saving me, she thought he was me and almost got him he called me and warned me so I was ready.

I was at the club doing RO work a few month's ago and a guy and his wife came in and said he wanted to buy a member ship so I gave him the forms to fill out, when he was writing down his name I saw that it was the same unusual last name as hers was so I asked him how long he had lived in the area and he said all his life.

I mentioned i had dated a gal with his last name and he said "No schit, thats my little sister, Dude let me tell you how lucky you are!"

Long story short she has been married 5 times had 4 kids by 4 different guys and is now single, he laughed and said "I got her number do you want it?" we laughed pretty hard on that one.

She was so fuggin' crazy she didn't want to break up she just wanted to kill me at the time.